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Lyrics:
[VERSE]
Statistically,
One of you is epileptic (epileptic),
And two of you,
Yes, two of you are gay (yes, you're gay!)
I said statistically...
Two of you are gay (yes you're gay!)
[CHORUS]
By the way guys,
If you are gay,
Please remember…
Rubber up (rubber up)!
Rubber up (please, rubber up)!
Yes, rubber up (if you're gay)!
Yes, please remember...
Rubber up!
[VERSE]
At your age
It’s still illegal (still illegal).
You don’t want to
End up in prison (in prison)
No, you don’t want to
End up in prison (in prison)!
[CHORUS]
[BRIDGE]
No, you don't want to
End up in prison
Some of those guys
Don't care how old you are
Or if you're gay,
Or if you're gay,
Or if you're gay!
So, that is why, guys,
Please remember…
[CHORUS]
Please, rubber up!
Yes, please remember...
Yes, please remember...
Yes, please remember...
Rubber up!
Rubber up!
Rubber up!
Rubber up!
With special thanks to Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan and Armando Iannucci.
Originally created in Udio; edited in Audacity.
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