More Distance Between - I'm Alan Partridge (S2E05)

Опубликовано: 11 Июнь 2026
на канале: Alan Partridge Music
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Lyrics:

[VERSE]
That was the best
Full English breakfast (English breakfast)
Since Gary Wilmot’s wedding! (Gary Wilmot!)
Whoa, that was the best
Full English breakfast (English breakfast)
Since Gary Wilmot’s wedding! (Gary Wilmot's wedding)
I’d have that three times a day if I could (but I’d be dead!)
Yeah, I’d have that three times a day if I could (but I’d be dead!)

[CHORUS]
Bacon (ten on ten!)
Button mushrooms (bingo!)
Black pudding (snap!)
Minor criticism...
More distance between
The eggs and the beans
I may want to mix them
But I want that to be my decision

[VERSE]
It’s cholesterol.
Scottish people eat it (Scottish people)
Few of them make sixty (make sixty)
It's cholesterol.
Scottish people eat it (yes, they eat it)
Few of them make sixty (make sixty)
I’d have that three times a day if I could (but I’d be dead!)
Whoa, I’d have that three times a day if I could (but I’d be dead!)

[CHORUS]

[SOLO]

[BRIDGE]
Use a sausage (a sausage)
As a breakwater (breakwater)
Whoa, use a sausage (a sausage)
As a breakwater (breakwater)
I’m nit-picking (nit-picking)
On the whole (on the whole)
A very good effort (good effort)
Seven on ten (on ten)

[CHORUS]

Oh, I want that to be my decision!
Yeah, I want that to be my decision!

With special thanks to Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan and Armando Iannucci.
Originally created in Udio; edited in Audacity.

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