Bears in Games Gets Gay Married in Skyrim!
Skyrim? More like Guy Rim! Am I right, people? I hear ya. And how about those moving walkways at the airport? I know, right! For real.
Phillip and Johnny take a wild and wacky look at the gay marriage options in Skyrim, which are pretty diverse considering that everyone up for marriage appears to be bisexual. After picking up an Amulet of Mara from Riften Johnny meets up with the man of his dreams, a burly Orc man who seems in an intense hurry to get married.