Best Babymama in the World - Eric Schwartz
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Written/Performed by Eric Schwartz (c) (r) 2019 Claritone Music ASCAP
lyrics:
Well times is hard, broke and I’m ugly
I’ve been swiping for months nobody loves me,
But this morning the answer was right in the paper
Gonna track down the homecoming queen and rape her.
Cuz thank the lord, I’m in alabama
So after I do my six months in the slammer
I’ll come out a papa with with the best baby mama in the world.
The apple don’t fall too far from the tree
Maybe the kid’ll be a rapist like me
I’ll show him the ropes, how spread his seed
And watch it Carried to term, guaranteed
Praise Jesus and Christian White men
Who want to make the world safe for rapists again
And protect the right to choose the best baby mama in the world
Now if the good lord above girl child gives
I’ll keep her locked up as long as she lives
But if she gets jumped and has her a scare
We’ll cross into Florida, take care of it there.
Now I’ve drunk me a fifth and gassed up the truck
So send me a prayer, or at least wish me luck
I’m off on the hunt for the best baby mama in the world
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