The North Remembers: Van Helsing
That miserable Northern bastard is back with The North Remembers - A series in which an aging fool from northern England looks back at media from his Salad Days in the hopes of recapturing the feeling of youthfulness.
This time he looks back at a forgotten Gothic Horror film from 2004 while trying not to get too excited and ruin his underpants.
/ mcgoganlives