Good Morning - I'm Alan Partridge (S1E04)
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Lyrics:
Dave Clifton...
Dave Clifton...
[VERSE]
Time now to hand over
To mine breakfast host:
A man who will hopefully
Not be massacring
Anyone this evening.
Or killing them with syphilis.
[CHORUS]
It’s nearly seven o’clock,
This is Dave Clifton (Dave Clifton).
Good morning to you, sir!
Gadzooks! It’s the noble
Sir David Clifton (of Radioshire).
Good morning to you, sir!
[VERSE]
Oh, Guv’nor, he’s got me bang to rights
It’s Chief Constable, Dave Clifton
Of Scotland Yard’s very
Own plainclothes pop force.
Did you get any Valentines?
Did you get any Valentines?
[CHORUS]
[BRIDGE]
It’s difficult to understand you
When you say "splidding".
Because I know in real life you say “splitting”.
If you ask me, it’s the behaviour of a dosser.
A dosser and a dwad.
And if rumours are to be believed,
You’re back on the boddle.
[CHORUS]
[OUTRO]
There goes Alan Partridge...
Cone, but not forgotten.
Are you off to see a film like “Cone-an the Barbarian”?
And then watch a bit of TV, like “Cone Dancing”.
Oh come on Alan... what’s the matter with you?
Cone you take a joke?
With special thanks to Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan and Armando Ianucci.
Originally created in Udio; edited in Audacity.