Busser [song - audio]
Busser
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Written by Jon Mishner
Mixed and mastered by Zach Steele
LYRICS:
[CHORUS]
I’m a busser
I’m sorry but I can’t love ya
After you will be another, then another
That’s just what comes with bein a busser
[VERSE 1]
I might just pull up to your table with my bus tub.
Look your girl in the eye and say what’s up, love?
You see this towel I got hangin from my waist right here.
Sometimes things get a little wet when I appear
Heard your man’s got some cash yeah he’s a millionaire.
But he can get replaced just like this silverware
I got my broom and my dust pan waitin over there
That’s to sweep you off your feet girl n catch you in the air.
Look at me, on my knee, I’m fully prepared
Got my non slip work shoes on so don’t be scared
Who cares what your friends think, let them be jealous.
When they hear you’re walkin through the kitchen like in Goodfellas
I’ll show you how I… polish that glass
And later on I’ma show u how I polish that ass
Wake up in the mornin and take out your trash
Fill your salt and pepper shakers and then I gotta dash cuz
[CHORUS]
[VERSE 2]
I told her meet me out back by the dumpster at 9
I got a where you at text at 8:55.
I hit her back in a few with a reply
Baby girl give me 10 more minutes cuz I
Gotta make some more roll ups with these forks n knives
She hit me back instantly and said take your time.
40 roll ups later I sneak a bottle of wine
Out the back door, meet her under the, powerlines
Next to the gas tanks by the no parking signs
I tell her see that scooter over there yeah that’s mines
Cup holder, paint job, yeah custom designed
Zero to fifteen in somethin like, ha, nevermind.
Anyway, all braggin’ aside
Have a seat on this cardboard there’s somethin on my mind
It hurts me to say this but you’re like sauce on the side
And it’s not you it’s me and uh, this crazy job
But someday, maybe we could combine
Like ketchup and mayo, have somethin special like Heinz.
I got 57 reasons why we dont align
And every one of ‘em is patiently waitin in line
I cut ties like I cut these lemons n limes
I stack dimes like I stack plates, one at a time
I just got a text they need a table set on the fly
So I gotta drop this check and head back inside cuz
CHORUS
[VERSE 3]
Now Verse three hurts me, but, it’s what I had to do
I was bussin table 34 when she came thru
Little cutie wit a booty hair brown eyes blue
I knew finally I might have found my boo
She said I come here all the time just to watch u bus
I leave my husband at home so I can visualize us
The way you use your fingers to, carry all of those mugs
Got me wonderin how you’d hold a couple of jugs
I said hold on ma, I’m on double shift
But follow me, back to the walk-in fridge.
So we’re kissin next to the salmon and the squid
I look at the sea bass and ask is it worth it
He says hell yeah dog if I were you I’d murk it
Then take that kitty kat n lay it flat in the hearse, kid
I said na man, I got rules to the game
No hostesses, managers or wedding rings
I told her sorry girl I have to 86 this thing.
I gotta sub the french fries for the onion rings
See there’s a code when you’re out doin bus boy tings
And after one shift ends another always begins cuz
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