50 Inch Penis [song - audio]
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Written by Jon Mishner
Mixed and mastered by Zach Steele
LYRICS:
[CHORUS]
Everybody have you seen this (seen this)
I got a 50 inch penis (penis)
I need a car wash to clean this (clean this)
You need a forklift to receive this (receive this)
[VERSE 1]
You’re not gonna believe this but
I got a 50 inch penis
It wraps around my waist and holds up my jeans
This thing is so big you can look out the window from an airplane and see this
Makin crop circles, na, cock circles
It’s like a thousand calorie popsicle
It’s like I’m responsible for a python
It’s impossible to keep my eyes on all the time
It’s what I got my girl calls it sublime
I really do love her long time
But back to my dick it cant fit inside the confines
Of my underpants
Ya gotta understand
I'ma keep it a hundred man
I’m a humble man
But, my dick is so big I cant stop wondering
If it’s thundering or is it just my dick bumpin in
To things as I walk by
You need some poster board if you wanna draw my
Dingaling I feed it chicken wings for a small bite
It’s like a small guy, bald with a small eye
It weighs 15 pounds thats why i dont walk right
Put your seatbelt on it’s gonna be a long ride
Play somethin with the bass bumpin get the song right
Dont get confused I aint talkin bout a car ride
You’re gonna get wet goin up and down this water slide
[VERSE 2]
I was at the airport the other day
Walkin through security and they stopped me
They said you’re walkin kind of weird, sir, are you ok
I said yeah I sprained my ankle in a basketball game
They said we’re just gonna do a pat down and you’ll be on your way
Now spread your legs wide and put your hands behind your head
So I cooperated gave it 5 seconds then they said
What the fuck is this hiding in your pant leg
I said ma’am if you give me a minute, I can explain
I got a 50 inch dick it’s no threat to the plane
It just wraps around my leg a few times and stays away
I never take it out to show it around or put it on display
Never use it as a weapon, though I could, but anyway
I promise everything is all good, can i be on my way
She looked at me, eyes open, mouth wide
Na man that’s now what I’m implyin
She was just in shock of this 4 foot cock
She said good God, I’m a good cop, but take this paper
Write you name and number down i’ll follow up with you later
Gave me a wink and said have a nice day
I’ll call you in a week so I can further investigate
[yes we’re all clear down here at the security cockpoint-- Checkpoint
No need for back up, thank you heehee]
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