Honda Money [song - audio]
Honda Money
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6x8HC...
Apple Music: / jon-mishner
Written by Jon Mishner
Mixed and Mastered by Jeff Sojka
Cover art/animation: @baileybrothaz on IG
LYRICS:
[CHORUS]
I got that Honda money
That single comma money
Yeah It’s that kinda money
That bring the drama to me
[VERSE 1]
I just parked in a no parking zone
Call security, by the time they get here i’ll be gone
I’m in my Civic zero to sixty in 8.1
Racing stripes on the side with the spoiler on the trunk
Doin 47 in a 45
Arm out the window, peace sign in the sky
The CBD is kickin in, I’m feelin high
Phone’s buzzin my tinder match finally replied
Uh, she said she wanna meet for some wine
I said I got a bottle of Sutter Home, name the time
Whatchu like, cabernet or sauvignon
I’m cultured baby girl I’ve seen pictures of Cannes
It’s right by Nice underneath Switzerland
I’ve been to Riverside all the way to Irvine
Seen mountains from the seat of a plane a few times
Flight attendants hatin’ on me cuz I’m lookin too fly
[CHORUS]
I got that Honda money
That single comma money
Yeah It’s that kinda money
That bring the drama to me
[VERSE 2]
I just burned down Payless, on my way to Kohls
Debit card’s on fire bout to smother it with new clothes
Facts. Where you at?
Actually stay there, I’m not here to chat
I came for the Champion shirts, Van Heusen slacks
Dickies socks, couple Dodgers snapbacks
I’m goin big all day
Droppin ones down my arm lookin like Salt Bae
I see ya next table over lookin quite salty.
Someone tell these jealous Cats go back to Broadway
Ya at the wrong spot, I dont play.
I’m at Ruby Tuesday at the buffet
I also order off the menu, what can I say
This the type of stuff you do when you start gettin paid
Gotta watch the ones you’re with time to start shedding weight
Haters sprouting up around you and they start spreading shade
[CHORUS]
I got that Honda money
That single comma money
Yeah It’s that kinda money
That bring the drama to me
[VERSE 3]
Plot twist, this watch on my wrist
Is actually a calculator, now calculate this
Last night I was with 4 chicks
Olive Garden a la carte’n told ‘em order what you wish
Told the waiter bring more breadsticks
More salad, more drinks.
People lookin over tryin to get a glimpse
Got plates full of chicken parm, bowls full of shrimps
It’s like these chicks won the lottery
Each one askin me to lay horizontally
Now they’re fightin each other to get on top of me
Wrestlin’, tangled up like the pasta be
Throwin calamari, pullin hair, this has gotta be
Why so many haters so mad, man honestly
I just wanna eat my dinner in peace and harmony
But I can’t, so I chant the hook, it’s like a comedy