On My Vegan Shit [song - music video]
On My Vegan Shit
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Written, directed & edited by Jon Mishner
Vegan Chick - Kate Kazaev
Honda Guy - Gunner Jones
Director of Photography: Adam Shattuck
Mixed & Mastered by Luiz Costa and Jeff Sojka
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LYRICS:
I’m on my vegan shit,
No more eatin’ meat n shit,
I switched to eatin’ wheat n shit,
Lentils, seeds n beans n shit,
Fuck the chicken, fish, eggs, dairy, beef n shit,
Now it’s tofu, tempeh, edamame, black eyed peas n shit, uh.
These are facts, I got new snacks,
Comin with the trail mix, the kale chips,
The roasted brussels sprouts with the sea salt, yeah bitch,
Avocado, dairy-free grilled cheese sandwich,
Mm, God damn, shit.
Fuck a ham sandwich,
Fuck a sloppy joe, fuck a tuna, fuck a manwich,
Take your chicken wings and put ‘em up your fuckin ass, bitch,
Take your rack of ribs and put ‘em in a fuckin casket,
Take your bacon eggs and put ‘em in the fuckin trash can,
Take your fish n chips and put ‘em back in the Atlantic,
I get all the protein that I need since you’re askin’,
Quinoa and some kidney beans, yeah that’s 30 grams kid.
If it ain’t plant based, get it out my damn face,
Gimme the sprouted bread, yeah, gimme them whole grains,
Been the hardest writer all I gotta do is maintain,
If you don’t like my shit I guess that you can suck a plantain,
Take a couple nuts with it, have yourself some protein.
Eat a can of beans, fill yourself up with some propane,
Stick your thumb up in your butt and fart.
Oh dang.
That’s the air fryer,
Guess I burned the appetizer,
Cauliflower tater tots I guess we’re havin’ peanut butter,
On some veggie flats yeah them motherfuckers high in fiber,
Zero added sugars, calcium, magnesium and iron,
I could do this all day, edamame, dandelion,
King of cooking sweet potatoes in the fryer while I’m rhymin,
Eat so much papaya I identify as a papayan,
Buyin’ so much corn and guacamole maybe I am Mayan,
Said I was the hardest motherfuckin’ writer am I lyin’,
I could go for line and line and line and line and line an’ line,
Except I spend my own money for this studio time n,
Now it’s time to get back to the reason why I wrote this rhyme n uh…
Back on my vegan shit,
I’m lookin’ for a vegan chick,
That I can cook some vegan wit,
Her booty lookin vegan thick,
Off them vegan burgers, vegan smoothies and this vegan dick,
And we’ll be doin’ lines of veganaise and using vegan condoms,
While we fuck to vegan music in my brand new vegan Honda,
Helpful people help me find my vegan female I am kinda,
Lonely I need company in the kitchen when I cook all my,
Kalamata olive pasta, quinoa, squash, a shot of vodka,
Chocolata matzo, latkes, Gala applesauce’a,
For a second I thought this could be the spot I end this song’a
But I already explained I can go on and on and on,
On second thought I gotta get back to my chick pea lentil pasta,
You want three more lines here take some CBD relax I gotcha,
Crack a bottle, how to rob and my ambitionz as a ridah,
Can I get a milli a milli a rap phenomenon,
I think it’s really time for me to go so I’ll say sayonara.
Check 2,3, check 4,5,
This aint even it for me i do it in my spare time
A lot of rappers out there soundin like they need a spare rhyme,
A lot of writers out there writin’ tweets n thinkin they’re a scribe,
A lot of comics out there blowin’ smoke n lookin like a pipe,
Man I sit down and write every day and every night.
I’ll work on an edit till I’m seein’ double sight,
Fuckin starving but I won’t get up to go and grab a bite.
So many lazy people out there makin mills, it must be nice.
But I know soon I will be makin deals so I stay in the fight.
Johnny Biceps, since 2-0-0-9 I’ve been replyless
Rejected and ignored for 12 years, let that digest,
Imagine all that effort and nobody gives you five secs,
But I just keep my head down n stay focused on my projects,
Knowin that someday there is someone out there who will reply yes.
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