Overtwisted (The Contact Geometry Song)
In honor of my ATC talk today
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Lyrics:
Look at us, we're both contact structures
Two hyperplane peas in a pod
And if you ask our symplectic brothers
They might say that we're a little odd
We look the same, at least locally
And in that sense, we sure share a bond
There's a difference between you and me
More striking than a brunette vs a blonde
When I turn left, you turn right
When I drink a coke, you reach for a sprite
I wear my jeans loose, but you like yours tight
And even though that's alright
From Eliashberg to Giroux
I'm flexible, I'll flex on you
Check this foliation - it's my tattoo
I've been classified since I've existed
You're jealous, just admit it
In case you missed it
I'm overtwisted
Don't get me started on higher dimensions
We don't got time for h-principles
Classifying me is only homotopy
And I'm still not symplectically fillable
When I turn left, you turn right
I use celsius, you prefer fahrenheit
I wear my hair loose but you keeps yours tight
And even though that's alright
From Eliashberg to Giroux
I'm flexible, I'll flex on you
Check this foliation - it's my tattoo
I've been classified since I've existed
You're jealous, just admit it
In case you missed it
I'm overtwisted
(Bridge: I'm overtwisted x4)
From Eliashberg to Giroux
I'm flexible, I'll flex on you
Check this foliation - it's my tattoo
I've been classified since I've existed
You're jealous, just admit it
In case you missed it
I'm overtwisted
From Eliashberg to Giroux (You turn left)
I'm flexible, I'll flex on you (I turn right)
Check this foliation - it's my tattoo (I drink coke, you drink sprite)
I've been classified since I've existed (I like the lights off)
You're jealous, just admit it (You like them bright)
In case you missed it (I'm overtwisted)
I'm overtwisted (You are tight)
From Eliashberg to Giroux (You turn left)
I'm flexible, I'll flex on you (I turn right)
Check this foliation - it's my tattoo (I drink coke, you drink sprite)
I've been classified since I've existed (I like the lights off)
(I've been classified)
You're jealous, just admit it (You like them bright)
(There's no wrong or right)
In case you missed it (I'm overtwisted)
I'm overtwisted (You are tight)