Annalise (the analysis qual song)
A new recording of an old song from 2018, previously only heard once before
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Lyrics:
It feels like yesterday I saw her standing there
She looked so beautiful with her holomorphic hair
There's inequality, she's too far out of my league
But now I see her in my dreams almost everywhere
I asked her for her name, she said "it's Annalise"
I swear to God I got down on my knees
You should have seen me, starstruck by Fubini
And just like that my pole became an essential singularity
But through it all
It will be this fall
I'll get her last name changed it will no longer be "Qual"
She's as real as it gets, but her heart is so complex
And every move I try to make, she just rejects
From her measurable sets to her Cauchy estimates
She's the type of girl that will make you obsessed
One day if I'm lucky
Maybe she'll say yes
I've dated basic girls, that was fine
Last year I had a fling with a topological dime
You might not believe me, but I speak french fluently
Recently I woo'd a girl with just a couple lines
But Annalise eludes me, her questions still confuse me
And every day I wonder why I let her still abuse me
But through it all
It will be this fall
I'll get her last name changed it will no longer be "Qual"
She's as real as it gets, but her heart is so complex
And every move I try to make, she just rejects
From her measurable sets to her Cauchy estimates
She's the type of girl that will make you obsessed
One day if I'm lucky
Maybe she'll say yes
It doesn't matter what I learn, and I don't care how much it hurts
My heart's desire cannot be integrated
So listen up and take my word, my love for her will not converge
Even though I'm dominated
She's as real as it gets, but her heart is so complex
And every move I try to make, she just rejects
From her measurable sets to her Cauchy estimates
She's the type of girl that will make you obsessed
One day if I'm lucky I might get to hold her
I'll need a little help from Cauchy and lot of it from Holder
I'll need Riesz to represent me
I'll need tips from ole' Shakarchi
I'll need all the stars to line up and for Terry Tao to bless me
One day if I'm lucky she'll be my princess
One day if I'm lucky I'll finally pass this test
(Annalise why won't you say yes)
(Annalise you make me so stressed)
Why don't you just say yes
(Annalise my life is a mess)
You're making me so damn stressed
(Annalise why won't you say yes)
(Annalise you make me so stressed)
My heart's beating in my chest
(Annalise my life is a mess)
Maybe she'll just say yes