๐พ๐โ๐ ๐๐พ๐โฏ.
๐๐๐ ๐๐ - ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
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๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค๐ฌ/๐๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฌ:
๐ ๐ฏโโฐ ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ชโ๐ฏโ๐ช๐ฉโ๐ฎ๐ฏ ๐ช. ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐๐ณ. โ๏ธ
๐๐ ๐ซโฐโโฑโฐ๐๐ฏ ๐ฒ๐ชโโ๐ ๐ฅ. ๐๐๐๐๐. โ๏ธ
๐๐๐ ๐โโ ๐ฏโโฐ ๐ข๐ช๐ช๐ ๐ขโโโ๐ฎ ๐ข๐ช ๐ฏ๐ช โโฐโโ ๐ฅ. ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ก. โ๏ธ
๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ณ๐โฐ ๐ฅ. (๐)๐-๐๐๐.
๐ ๐๐โ๐ฆ ๐ซ๐โ๐โโ๐ฎโฐ โฅ๏ธ. ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ฒ.
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๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ซ๐ญ๐ก:
๐ซโโฬ๐ฉ๐โ๐ซโฐ โ๐ฎ ๐โฐ๐๐๏ผ ๐ฑโ๐ฑโฐ โฐโ โโฐ๐ด โฐ๐ฏโฐโ๐ฉ๐ฬโ๏ผ
๐๐ฝโฏ ๐๐พ๐โฏ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐ธโด๐โฏ ๐ปโด๐ ๐๐ ๐โด ๐โฏ๐ถ๐โฏ ๐๐ฝโฏ โด๐๐น ๐โด๐๐๐น ๐ทโฏ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐น๏ผ ๐พ๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐โฏ๐ป๐ ๐พ๐๐ ๐ปโฏ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐โด๐๐ ๐นโฏ๐โด๐๐ถ๐โฏ๏ผ ๐ท๐โฏโฏ๐น๐พ๐๐๏ผ ๐๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝโฏ ๐๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐พ๐โฏ ๐โด๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝโฏ ๐น๐พ๐๐๏ผ ๐๐พ๐๐๐โฏ ๐นโด ๐๐ฝโฏ๐ ๐๐โด๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐โฏ ๐โด๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐โฏ ๐ท๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ปโด๐ ๐โด๐โฏ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐พ๐โด๐๐ ๐
๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ธโฏ๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐โฏ๐๏ผ๐นโฏ๐โฏ๐๐โฏ๐น ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ฝโฏ ๐
โฏ๐๐ป๐๐โฏ โด๐ป ๐ธ๐พ๐๐ถ๐โฏ๐๐โฏ๐๏ผ ๐โฏ๐โฏ ๐ท๐๐พ๐๐ ๐โด ๐นโด ๐โด๐โฏ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐โฏ๐โฏ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐โฏ๏ผ ๐โฏ ๐โฏ๐โฏ ๐ท๐๐พ๐๐ ๐โด ๐ทโฏ ๐๐พ๐ธ๐โด๐๐๏ผ
๐๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐น๐๐ ๐พ๐ป ๐๐๐น ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐ท๐ถ๐๐น๐๐๐๐น ๐๐. ๐๐ถ๐๐ท๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐; ๐๐ถ๐๐ท๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐'๐. ๐ท๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐ถ๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐น๐๐๐๐น๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐ถ๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐
๐๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐ธ ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐ถ๐ธ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ธ๐๐น. ๐พ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ถ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ท๐ ๐ถ๐ท๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐ถ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐พ๐๐๐๐น ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐น ๐๐๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐ถ๐ ๐๐ป ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ถ๐, ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐ป๐พ๐น๐๐๐ธ๐, ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐- ๐ท๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ป ๐พ๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐, ๐พ๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฝ ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐น๐พ๐๐.
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๐๐จ๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฌ:
This one does get pretty political- not like Republican vs Democrat, but it's talking about a Communist nation.
I'm gonna disregard the whole environmental part of this song for a second- not because it's unimportant, I agree with Billie 100%, but you know.
Alright, let's tell some fun facts about ourselves!
Fun fact about me: I'm Cuban- or at least my parents are from Cuba, obviously I don't live there.
Fun fact about Cuba: the government hates us. A lot. Like, more than the Americans, maybe. They basically do nothing for us. I'd put money on they're paid in breaths.
Another fun fact about me: I'm pretty sure I'm richer than the presidential family of Cuba just by having air conditioning, consistent plumbing, and a computer.
Okay, the president isn't that poor, but everyone else is.
It's obvious to every Cuban alive that now is the end times of our lovely country have come. The government has squeezed every ounce of goodwill from our infinitely wealthier neighbors up north and is now on the brink of a nuclear breakdown whilst its only half-decent industry brings in less money every day.
Every Cuban who could leave either has left or is currently leaving. It'll be a miracle if one of the biggest islands on Earth has a population bigger than Antarctica.
Their only major political supporters are all far too busy with wars on their own turf to even think about the dinky little missile base in the Caribbean.
Nobody else wants to help them because they've made themselves a walking liability.
I don't want to be that person who was like "I told you so", but like... come on. COME ON.
Whatever. The government can have fun with their five citizens. I'm done trying to keep hope for a country that doesn't give me reason to keep hope.
I'm sorry if this one got a bit too heated- I feel really strongly about my country, as you can tell- but I hope you guys get where I'm coming from.
And on the infinitely rare chance that the president of Cuba is watching this: ยกHola! Haces que los payasos de cumpleaรฑos parezcan viudas de luto. No digas que no intentamos detenerte.
Rey โฅ๏ธ