๐„๐ซ๐š ๐—๐ˆ: ๐€๐‹๐‹ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐†๐ˆ๐‘๐‹๐’ ๐†๐Ž ๐“๐Ž ๐‡๐„๐‹๐‹ - ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ž ๐„๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ก

ะžะฟัƒะฑะปะธะบะพะฒะฐะฝะพ: 20 ะะฒะณัƒัั‚ 2026
ะฝะฐ ะบะฐะฝะฐะปะต: Rey
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๐’พ๐“‰โ€™๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚โ„ฏ.

๐„๐‘๐€ ๐—๐ˆ - ๐Œ๐„๐Œ๐„๐๐“๐Ž ๐Œ๐Ž๐‘๐ˆ
โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
๐“๐ซ๐š๐œ๐ค๐ฌ/๐‚๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ:

๐ˆ ๐’ฏโ„‹โ„ฐ ๐’ž๐’ช๐’ฉ๐’ฏ๐’ชโ„›๐’ฏโ„๐’ช๐’ฉโ„๐’ฎ๐’ฏ ๐ŸŽช. ๐Œ๐ž๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐ข๐ž ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ณ. โ˜‘๏ธ

๐ˆ๐ˆ ๐’ซโ„ฐโ„›โ„ฑโ„ฐ๐’ž๐’ฏ ๐’ฒ๐’ชโ„›โ„’๐’Ÿ ๐Ÿฅ€. ๐“๐–๐ˆ๐‚๐„. โ˜‘๏ธ

๐ˆ๐ˆ๐ˆ ๐’œโ„’โ„’ ๐’ฏโ„‹โ„ฐ ๐’ข๐’ช๐’ช๐’Ÿ ๐’ขโ„โ„›โ„’๐’ฎ ๐’ข๐’ช ๐’ฏ๐’ช โ„‹โ„ฐโ„’โ„’ ๐Ÿ”ฅ. ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ž ๐„๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ก. โ˜‘๏ธ

๐ˆ๐• ๐’ฉ๐’ณ๐’Ÿโ„ฐ ๐ŸŽฅ. (๐†)๐ˆ-๐ƒ๐‹๐„.

๐• ๐’Ÿ๐’œโ„›๐’ฆ ๐’ซ๐’œโ„›๐’œโ„›โ„๐’ฎโ„ฐ โ™ฅ๏ธ. ๐‹๐š๐ง๐š ๐ƒ๐ž๐ฅ ๐‘๐ž๐ฒ.

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๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‘๐ž๐›๐ข๐ซ๐ญ๐ก:

๐’ซโ„›โ„ฬ€๐’ฉ๐’žโ„๐’ซโ„ฐ โ„๐’ฎ ๐’Ÿโ„ฐ๐’œ๐’Ÿ๏ผŽ ๐’ฑโ„๐’ฑโ„ฐ โ„ฐโ„’ โ„›โ„ฐ๐’ด โ„ฐ๐’ฏโ„ฐโ„›๐’ฉ๐’œฬโ„’๏ผŽ

๐“‰๐’ฝโ„ฏ ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚โ„ฏ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐’ธโ„ด๐“‚โ„ฏ ๐’ปโ„ด๐“‡ ๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐“‰โ„ด ๐“โ„ฏ๐’ถ๐“‹โ„ฏ ๐“‰๐’ฝโ„ฏ โ„ด๐“๐’น ๐“Œโ„ด๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐’ทโ„ฏ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น๏ผŽ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐“โ„ฏ๐’ป๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐’ปโ„ฏ๐“Œ ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐“‹๐’พ๐“‹โ„ด๐“‡๐“ˆ ๐’นโ„ฏ๐“ˆโ„ด๐“๐’ถ๐“‰โ„ฏ๏ผŒ ๐’ท๐“โ„ฏโ„ฏ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”๏ผŒ ๐“Œ๐“‡๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝโ„ฏ ๐“‚๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€ ๐“๐’พ๐“€โ„ฏ ๐“Œโ„ด๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝโ„ฏ ๐’น๐’พ๐“‡๐“‰๏ผŽ ๐“๐’พ๐“‰๐“‰๐“โ„ฏ ๐’นโ„ด ๐“‰๐’ฝโ„ฏ๐“Ž ๐“€๐“ƒโ„ด๐“Œ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Œโ„ฏ ๐“Œโ„ด๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐’ถ๐“‡โ„ฏ ๐’ท๐“Š๐’พ๐“๐“‰ ๐’ปโ„ด๐“‡ ๐“‚โ„ด๐“‡โ„ฏ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’พ๐“‹โ„ด๐“‡๐“Ž ๐“…๐’ถ๐“๐’ถ๐’ธโ„ฏ๐“ˆ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆโ„ฏ๐“๏ผ๐’นโ„ฏ๐“‚โ„ฏ๐“ƒ๐“‰โ„ฏ๐’น ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‰๐’ฝโ„ฏ ๐“…โ„ฏ๐“‡๐’ป๐“Š๐“‚โ„ฏ โ„ด๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’พ๐‘”๐’ถ๐“‡โ„ฏ๐“‰๐“‰โ„ฏ๐“ˆ๏ผŽ ๐“Œโ„ฏ๐“‡โ„ฏ ๐’ท๐“Š๐’พ๐“๐“‰ ๐“‰โ„ด ๐’นโ„ด ๐“‚โ„ด๐“‡โ„ฏ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‚โ„ฏ๐“‡โ„ฏ๐“๐“Ž ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐“‹๐’พ๐“‹โ„ฏ๏ผŽ ๐“Œโ„ฏ ๐“Œโ„ฏ๐“‡โ„ฏ ๐’ท๐“Š๐’พ๐“๐“‰ ๐“‰โ„ด ๐’ทโ„ฏ ๐“‹๐’พ๐’ธ๐“‰โ„ด๐“‡๐“ˆ๏ผŽ

๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ˆ, ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’พ๐’ป ๐‘”๐‘œ๐’น ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐’น ๐“Š๐“ˆ. ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ; ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“ƒ'๐“‰. ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐‘’๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“ˆ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“€๐‘’ ๐“‡๐‘’๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’น๐“Œ๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น๐“ˆ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‡๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ ๐“‡๐‘’๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐‘’๐‘’๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐’ธ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“‰๐“‰๐“๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐“‡๐‘’๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ƒ, ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ท๐‘’๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐‘’๐’น. ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐“๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐“‡๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“‚ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“๐“๐‘’๐’น ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“…๐‘œ๐“Œ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“Š๐“๐’น ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“๐“Ž ๐’น๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž, ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’ป๐“Š๐“๐“ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’ป๐’พ๐’น๐‘’๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐‘’, ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘”- ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ˆ, ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’พ๐’ป ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐‘œ ๐“๐’ถ๐“‰๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”, ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐“‡๐‘’๐“‚๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”.

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๐‡๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฌ:

This one does get pretty political- not like Republican vs Democrat, but it's talking about a Communist nation.

I'm gonna disregard the whole environmental part of this song for a second- not because it's unimportant, I agree with Billie 100%, but you know.

Alright, let's tell some fun facts about ourselves!

Fun fact about me: I'm Cuban- or at least my parents are from Cuba, obviously I don't live there.

Fun fact about Cuba: the government hates us. A lot. Like, more than the Americans, maybe. They basically do nothing for us. I'd put money on they're paid in breaths.

Another fun fact about me: I'm pretty sure I'm richer than the presidential family of Cuba just by having air conditioning, consistent plumbing, and a computer.

Okay, the president isn't that poor, but everyone else is.

It's obvious to every Cuban alive that now is the end times of our lovely country have come. The government has squeezed every ounce of goodwill from our infinitely wealthier neighbors up north and is now on the brink of a nuclear breakdown whilst its only half-decent industry brings in less money every day.

Every Cuban who could leave either has left or is currently leaving. It'll be a miracle if one of the biggest islands on Earth has a population bigger than Antarctica.

Their only major political supporters are all far too busy with wars on their own turf to even think about the dinky little missile base in the Caribbean.

Nobody else wants to help them because they've made themselves a walking liability.

I don't want to be that person who was like "I told you so", but like... come on. COME ON.

Whatever. The government can have fun with their five citizens. I'm done trying to keep hope for a country that doesn't give me reason to keep hope.

I'm sorry if this one got a bit too heated- I feel really strongly about my country, as you can tell- but I hope you guys get where I'm coming from.

And on the infinitely rare chance that the president of Cuba is watching this: ยกHola! Haces que los payasos de cumpleaรฑos parezcan viudas de luto. No digas que no intentamos detenerte.

Rey โ™ฅ๏ธ