$stdout - Patagonia Everything
Lyrics below. Nothing says you're a baller techie more than some Patagonia gear. Don't forget to actually go outside.
Patagonia everything b****
I’m in tech, check out the outfit
Custom patch on the chest, Patagonia fleece
Wear it every single day for a year 'til I leave
Then it’s on to the next one
Patagonia flex
Steve Jobs turtleneck
Patagonia vest
Startups can crash, but that Patagonia lasts
I get paid in equity, cash, and Patagonia swag
Closet full of down feathers, you know I made it
Obscure a** startup logo, don’t hate it
That’s my ex company, I donate it
Your swag is by Columbia? That’s so basic
I rock Patagonia even though I never go outside
I rock Patagonia like it’s snowing but it’s 65
I rock Patagonia when I’m going to meet my Uber ride
I rock Patagonia so you know I’m really 'bout this life
Carhartt beanie with the nano puff jacket
Airpods, Allbirds, that’s the hustle culture classic
Big boss status, I don’t walk, I e-bike
Think it’s been three years since I’ve actually done a hike
Can’t leave the house without it, like I got agoraphobia
When I die, bury me in all my Patagonia
Patagonia everything b****
I’m in tech check out the outfit