Hercules II (trailer)
Wow! Even without the benefit of Sybil Danning's boobs, this poverty row sequel is quite possibly better than the first "Hercules" movie! And by "better" of course I mean incalculably worse! The Amazing Lou Ferrigno - who makes his first appearance here posing in the middle of outer space wearing nothing but disturbingly flesh colored bikini briefs - is once again summoned by Zeus, this time to help locate Zeus's seven lost thunderbolts and thus prevent the Moon from smashing into Earth. (I didn't get it either.) Along the way, Hercules must battle ninja-flipping bigfoot creatures, energy men, a tribe of slime people, and an inordinate number of villians possessing the power of cheap animated eye-lasers. During the big finale (again, in space) Lou actually turns into a crudely drawn cartoon gorilla! This is the type of movie where lines like, "Sweet Oracle of Death, help me to reach the little people" are delivered with a deadpan Shakeperean seriousness. In other words, a definite must-see.