One of seemingly one thousand utterly ludicrous "ninja" movies from Godfrey Ho, infamous shyster director of such legendary cut-and-paste craptaculars as "Ninja Terminator" and "Robo Vampire". Featuring Asians with inexplicable Australian accents, machine guns that kill people without causing them to bleed a drop, and hilariously attired ninjas in screaming neon outfits with tinfoil shoulder pads and headbands boldly emblazoned "Nin-Ja". Needless to say this is not one of the higher calibur motion pictures you will likely see in your life.