$stdout - Rails New
Lyrics below. Rails land...there are gems as far as the eye can see. Some see a powerhouse of productivity. Others see a breeding ground of spaghetti code. One thing is for sure - there's some sketchy stuff going on in that lib/ directory.
I’ve been coding and shipping on repeat
Rails is making it easy
Never need another framework or language to please me
This is a sweet MVC
Spin up an app without writing a line of code
The power of scaffold
“rails new” til I make it to management
This is my ode
Don’t know what I’m doing but it’s ok with the magic
All my params are hashes
ActiveRecord is building the queries and Redis is handling caches
Straight outta StackOverflow with their answer
Copy/paste monkey patches
Hacky s*** in ApplicationHelper
Cause I don’t know where else to stash it
Never sweat, cause I bet there’s a gem for it
Or someone wrote a step by step for it
Rspec if I need a test for it
Other devs never give me respect for it
They tell me this isn’t coding for real
Undefined method for nil
But I’ma die on this hill
Put DHH in my will
Loving this Ruby syntax
Rails supplying the Rake task
Yeah I don’t gotta do a damn thing
But write a few lines in a child class
All my logic is in the model
What else am I supposed to do?
Put half of it in controllers
The other half in the views
You need some work done?
I just hit button or two
Read a tutorial blog
“rails new”, “rails new”
All you haters ain’t seeing me
Don’t open that lib directory
N+1s in my ERB
I am a God with “rails g”
All you haters ain’t seeing me
Don’t open that lib directory
N+1s in my ERB
I am a God with “rails g”