the truth / one shot

Опубликовано: 28 Февраль 2026
на канале: yakutiya
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my little two cents on the situation :)

love ya guys,
anna xx

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How to figure out if a dude's screwing with you ?

First off, a boy (or a man in some cases) is the stupidest creature in the world. I don't understand how any girl can have trouble trying to comprehend a male! They're so simple, it's frightening. When somebody says to me "Boys are so complicated!", I immediately cut them off ; "Hun, you're the one that's complicated". We girls have a tendancy to complicate everything, because , damn, we hate simple things.

A teenage boy has two things in mind ; sex and food. No joke, sex and food are his two priorities. Keep the stomach and crotch satisfied. It's sad and totally caveman like, but that's the truth. Now, us girls, we're a bit more civilized. We have these things called feelings and what now. A pain in the ass, but we're got to live with them. So anyways, don't expect a seventeen year old asshole to care about your feelings. He'll try to get into your pants. If he thinks you're worth the wait, he'll do it... for a couple of months, if you're lucky.

Eventually, he'll get what he wants, they always do. And it's fine, there's no problem with that. But if you expect a long and happy future with him, well then, I'm sorry hun, but you're delusional. The only reason we go out as teenagers is to feed our sexual demands (gross, i know haha) and to gain some kind of experience. Take it like a first job. Will you really work at McDonalds all your life ? (no offense to people who do, I love my MD.) You want to gain some experience so you start working at your shitty job, to move up the corporate ladder. Same exact thing in relationships. Unless of course you're a part of the lucky 10 people in the world who find their love match at the age of 16.

If that's the case, well then, good for you.



But let's get one thing straight...

A boy has swag and plays with a girl's heart;

A man has class and protects his girl's heart.