ciao. . . / a one shot {part 1}
"a one way ticket out of my life, watching her fly away,.. I never liked you, never wanted you" - vacation; simple plan
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Okay, so I know this girl. She has this huge crush on a guy. Here's their story;
Jeremy, that's the guy's name, had a date. The beautiful, slender Veronica. She was his dream girl; blond, blue-eyed beauty. They had gone out a couple of times before, but it was strictly platonic. For Jeremy, this date was monumental. It was kind of a make it or break it deal. Jeremy got dressed in his chic attire and sprayed a bit of Beckham cologne on himself. He wanted to dazzle his girl.
This is where it gets hilarious.
So you see, Jamie, the girl, loves Jeremy. Ever since they were toddlers. Her crush was been going on for the past eighteen years. It's kind of sad, really. She's not an ugly girl, like most of you might suspect. She just never made an attempt to look at other guys. She set her sights on Jeremy and she refused to look away until she got her man.
Problem is... he never really liked her. She was a bit too crazy for his liking. For the past eighteen years of his life, he had a stalker. He tried releasing a restraining order, but no such luck. Since she wasn't a prominent danger, the police couldn't do anything. On that faithful night, after a horrible disaster, that's when Jeremy decided to take matters into his own hands. You see, Jamie followed Jeremy to the location of his rendez-vous. She hid behind a tall bush and awaited for the couple to finish eating dinner.
"How long does it take to eat cannellinis?" She muttered to herself. She sighed desperately and patiently waited. And waited. And waited. When both parties were finally done with their dinner, they decided to jet off to his place. Jamie groaned in frustration and tip-toed back to her car, careful not to be recognized by Jeremy- after all, she already had three restraining orders against her!
So they managed to come back home. As he was about to kiss the gorgeous Veronica, Jamie jumped out of nowhere and pushed the girl down the patio. She grabbed Jeremy's face and smudged her lips to his. His eyes widened in horror and he angrily tried to brush her off. No such luck. The disgusting means of affection lasted about two minutes. Felt like two years to Jeremy. Veronica, in her little corner, was shocked at the grotesque sign of affection and huffed. She then grabbed her purse and stormed out, leaving a perplexed Jeremy in an awkward position.
"You're fucking crazy, you know that?" Jeremy screamed at Jamie. He was beyond mad- he was furious. This hadn't been their first 'encounter' and he was slowly realizing that no restraining order will keep this lunatic away from him.
"Crazy in love" She giggled. He rolled his eyes and rushed her to the front of the house.
"More like crazy in a deranged way. Get the hell off my property" He demanded, pointing his finger to her crappy car.
She smiled and then whispered in his ear, "You're mine. Never forget that"
He looked up at the sky and shouted "WHY ME?!"
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A week later, Jeremy made a visit to Jamie's apartment. He knocked on the door and when she greeted him with a kiss on the cheek, he smiled warily and handed her an envelope.
"Oh honey, a present for me?" She giggled and tore of the envelope. Inside were two airplane tickets. Destination? A remote island in the Caribbean. I'm sure you get where I'm going with this.
"Just the two of us" He took a ticket and shoved it in his pocket. "The plane leaves at 5"
"But that only leaves me an hour for packing" She gasped
"Don't bring much. You won't be needing it" He winked at her, playing the charm card.
"Oh baby" She giggled, once again, and kissed him on the cheek.
He waved goodbye and dismissed himself.
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