Ask Jackson #2: Climate Change, Astrology, Snyder Cut, Bad Relationships
He’s back! With ‘Ask Jackson’ Episode 2. The show where Jackson answers your questions on climate change, astrology, the Snyder Cut and bad relationships. Oh. And something to do with sausages. A parody of online influencer advice videos. If you’d like to ask Jackson a question then leave a comment below and he’ll get back to next week :)
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Good morning, Jackson.
Mornin’.
It’s time for us to record ‘Ask Jackson’.
I know.
Great. Can you put your camera on and we’ll get started.
Can’t.
Why not?
Got to save electricity.
Why?Climate change.
Climate change?
President Biden said it was my fault.TITLES
That’s Me!
Welcome to ‘Ask Jackson’, where we ask Jackson your questions to see what advice he has to give.
Hello!So you watched the President’s Climate Change Summit?
The what?Never mind, I think it’s great that you’re taking an interest in important issues.
What issues?
Climate change.
Oh, I just don’t want any more of those penguins coming down and eating all our sausages.
Right. Ok. Well are you ready for your first question?Ok.
“Dear Jackson. I’m an Aquarius so I have always struggled with my money. Do you have any advice?”
She likes fish?
No. That’s her star sign. She’s an Aquarius.
Is that that Astromalogical stuff?
Astrology. Yes. Do you have any advice?
Ok. Well. I know a Nigerian Prince who has 50 Million Crowns in a bank account in Africa and if you send me your bank details he can transfer his money to you and you can keep 20% of that! That’s 2 million Crowns!
20% is 10 million Crowns.
Exactly.
Jackson. That’s just a scam.
I know.
She’s not going to believe that.She believes in astromalogically.
Fair enough. Next question. “Hi Jackson. Did you like the Snyder Cut.”
Sounds painful.
I think they mean the 4 hour, new version of the Justice League.
4 hours? Like I said…. sounds painful.
Ok. Final Question. “Dear Jackson. My boyfriend is really controlling and sometimes gets angry. Though he always apologizes afterwards. Do you think I should leave him?”Can she cook sausages?
Sausages?I like sausages.
What’s that got to do with the question?
Well, if she can cook sausages, she can come here.
So you think she should leave him?
If she can cook sausages.
Don’t you think it’s important for her to know, that her safety, security and happiness comes first. That there’s no excuse for making her unhappy or uncomfortable, and that she has to value her own happiness above all.
Absolutely.
Good.
Unless she can’t cook sausages.
Jackson…
Can I go now?
Why?
I’m hungry.