Desperate Filmmaker - Plumber
The Desperate Filmmaker is back searching for a new job! And this time he’s a plumber. You’d think by now that if you wanted to try one of these scams on me - you’re going to end up in a video. It’s fun to be back to this format again. Hope you enjoy.
A fun parody video to make you laugh at the absurdity of life.
Written, directed and starring Paul Dean
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Thank you for coming.
My pleasure.
As you can see, there’s a small leak in the pipe over there, so I was hoping you maybe could do a quick fix and I’d get my heating back.
I can see your problem right here.
Yes?
You got a leak.
Yes. That’s what I said.
Plumber are you?
No…
So, will you be paying in cash today?
No, as I said on the phone. I’m just the tenant here, my landlord will be paying directly by invoice.
Sure. But we prefer if you can pay in cash. Do you have the money on you?
No. Sorry. I’m the tenant. The landlord has already given you his details and he’ll pay you directly.
No problem. You can just collect the cash when we finish.
I’m sorry, but….
Anyway, looks like you’ll be needing a new boiler.
But that was just installed last week.
Must have been them cowboys.
But it’s just a leak?
Can’t be messing with leaky boilers. Once they’re gone you just have to replace them.
How much will that cost?
Oooooh, 10,000.
For a leak?
And we’ll have to install a new drain for the pressure valve.
What?
That means we’ll have to knock through these tiles in to the shower.
Are you serious?
We’ll have to move back these wall to fit in the new washing machine.
Washing machine?
Let me see, new boiler, new washing machine, new shower. All the bathroom refit, and, of course, manual labour. You’re looking at least few hundred thousand.
For a leak?
Would you like to pay a deposit in cash now?
Look, I told you, I’m just the tenant.
I should be able to fit you in, in about 6 months.
6 months?
So 20,000 deposit? In cash. You got it on you?
I think I’d just like you to leave, please.
No problem. Price is going up though. So you’ll have to let me know soon. Price goes up every day. It’s going to be 500 crowns an hour, (terms and conditions may apply)
Right you are then.
(goes in and fixes with piece of tape)