Ask Jackson #1: Should I take the vaccine?
It’s finally here! The first ‘Ask Jackson’ show, with the desperate filmmaker, where Jackson answers your questions! This week he talks about the vaccine, sweet dreams and those pesky sausage eating penguins! If you’d like to leave a question for Jackson just leave one in the comments section below. A little comedy for these trying times. #askjackson #vaccine #howtobebigonyoutube #desperatefilmmaker
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Hi Jackson. Are you ready?
What for?
It’s time to record your first ’Ask Jackson’ video.
Ok.
Can you turn on your camera?
No.
Why not?
Don’t want to.
Why?
I’ve not been vaccinated.
TITLES
That’s Me!
Welcome to the first episode of ‘Ask Jackson’, where we ask Jackson your questions to see what advice he has to give.
Hello!
So, why haven’t you been vaccinated?
Don’t want to.
Why not?
I don’t want Bill Gates to put a microchip in my head so he can control me with 5G wireless.
That’s completely ridiculous.
It’s true. I read it.Where?
On t’internet.
You can’t believe everything you read on the internet. You need to learn to test whether something is fake news or not. Who wrote it, why, are there reputable and trustworthy sources that support or disprove the rumor.It also makes your thingy go hard.What?
The one made by Pfizer. That’s the same people who made the special pill to make your thingy go hard.
The vaccine is a completely different thing from Viagra.
Have you got the vaccine?
No.
See.It’s not available here, but when it is, I intend to take it.
Your thingy’s going to go hard. Pervert.
Look. We have some questions. Are you ready?Yep.
Ok, “Quick question, what are sweet dreams made of? Asking for a friend.”
Viagra.
Stop it.My mum said never eat cheese before bed.
Why not?
Gives you nightmares.I think that’s an urban myth.
It’s even worse if you’re lactose intolerant… don’t have many dreams when you spend all night sat on the toilet.
Ok. Let’s try a different one.Ok.
“Jackson, what's the best way to get big on YouTube?”
Good hair.
What are you talking about?
Why do you want to be big on YouTube?
That’s a good point, I guess.
I know.
We’ve had a few questions about ‘Sausage eating penguins’…
OOOOO now that’s definitely a truthiness fact.What?
The penguins are eating all the sausages. That’s why you can’t get sausages at McDonalds… or Burger King… or KFC. I read it!
Where?
On t’internet.
We just talked about that.
I know.
Ok. Final question. “Hey Jackson, why are you so much better looking than the desperate Filmmaker? What’s your secret?”
Good hair.
Again?
And good genes.
We have the same genes.
No, good jeans.
Are you not wearing any pants?
No. Can I go now?
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