Guitar Jokes - I Am Single
Here are the jokes I did on the guitar.
Joke #1
When I’m online dating, some of the girls I meet have usernames that are a little too honest. I ran into the usernames – NoStandardsAnymore, MakesALotOfMistakesInLife, and WomanSeekingGreenCard. I’m engaged to WomanSeekingGreenCard because I can give her what she needs.
Joke #2
So much of dating is based on looks. If a guy holds a door open for woman but she’s not attracted to him, she’s thinking, “what a creep.” But if there’s a guy who is watching her through binoculars in his underwear and she is attracted to him, she's thinking, “he’s so romantic.”
Joke #3
I have a friend who tries and sets me up with every single girl he sees. He's like, "Matin, go ask out that girl." I'm like, "That's a mannequin." He's like, "You're right, she's out of your league."
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