Champagne Lifestyle Lemonade Salary By Andrew James Crawford
Champagne Lifestyle Lemonade Salary
By
Andrew James Crawford
The lifestyle of Champers is not Lemonade
Some are gifted, inherited, others self-made
There is a slight difference between the two
I’ll share some examples to give you a clue
The Bentley, the Roller, the Porsche the Lambo
‘Tell Hartley’our Driver, ‘we’re ready to go’
Does the BM & Merc or Convertible suit me
I missed out on payments, is it 4 maybe 3?
Breakfast in Paris, lunch on the Rhine
Dinner in Venice with Salmon and Wine
Maccy, Kentucky or curry tonight
Fish chips and lager or Pizza and Sprite
Bargins from Topshop, TK or Primark
Out early, feet achy, get home after dark
No queue, no travel, no hassle, no fuss
As Clothes tailor made or clothes come to us
Travel bags are checked in without the long queue
Was done after breakfast whilst flossing in loo
What Champagner Lifestylers so love the best
They on-board plane first, then take a left
Room with a view, aircon biscuits and tea
Overlooks pool, in the distance the sea
The Valet was charming, the Michelin had meat
Post pamper and facials, it’s tipple in Suite
Says Champagne Lifestylers who watch and can see
Sips Dom Perignon, Crystal, Krug and VC
There’s so much to tell you this was just a taste
Change your lemonade salary, to Champagne, make haste
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